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Uh, hey there, it's Miceezy
And rhymin like this here is easy
Especially when i make rhymes that are cheesy
Like cheddar, oh your face is gettin redder?
That's probably just cuz ur embarrassed by this lyrical letter
Who's the letter to? The letter's to you.
I drew it up so you could see my personal point of view.
I don't care if you give it a negative review.
But if u do you'll be lyin like the ACLU.
So i guess i might as well follow through with this and
Walk on you like a pair of Nike running shoes.
Ya, i know these rhymes are stunning you
With lines that are so cunning
If i sell em I'll get so much money it wont even be funny.
Look outside, it sunny.
Oh wait the brightness is just coming
From the color of my tummy.
I can tease you with every one of the abc's
Till you get so tired of it you'll just wanna catch z's
Before i even reach the letter z
The least you can do is give my a hand a squeeze
Before I make you get on your knees
From cathin my lyrical disease
CHORUS:
Well it looks like its time for the chorus
There's no need to cuss, I'll just use a thesaurus.
There's no need to fuss
Trust me, I'll get back to the regular lyrics in just a second
Well it looks like its time for the chorus
There's no need to cuss, I'll just use a thesaurus.
There's no need to fuss
Trust me, I'll get back to the regular lyrics in just a second
In this decade instead of blades we got grenades
And we can get paid to betray the one's who come to our aid.
Nah, I'm not afraid to relay to you that sin was the role
That was played in screwin up the culture today.
And all the wars that were started were man made.
So while you all sit in the shade wearin a masquerade
Watchin the world decay I'll be out invadin the world
To persuade it from goin astray.
Cuz these feelings i display are God-made
And through each day only seem to upgrade.
There's no need to panic or do somethin drastic
when i show you that your tricks and antics arent so secret
You'll need a clinic to fix this pain i inflict
SOMEBODY CALL A MEDIC!
Cuz off the microphone, you have been kicked
My tactic, is to lay down bricks in your stomach
To get you so nervous you'll just bow down to my service
When you take your last breath
I'll be takin my first.
I'm blessed with this skill, not cursed.
So while you're drivin away in your hearse
I'll be spittin my next verse.
CHORUS:
Well it looks like its time for the chorus.
There's no need to cuss, I'll just use a thesaurus.
There's no need to fuss.
Trust me, I'll get back to the regular lyrics in just a second.
Well it looks like its time for the chorus.
There's no need to cuss, I'll just use a thesaurus.
There's no need to fuss.
Trust me, I'll get back to the regular lyrics in just a second.
I'm so versatile, that while you're actin hostile i'll just smile
And make you so quiet It'll seem like your standin trial,
It'll all be worthwhile, cuz everyone around will be beguiled
From the incredible lyrics i just compiled.
I'm not gonna be polite,
What I write is so tight it will ignite a slight fight.
Ya alright my color is white.
Oh you say your blinded by the light?
Well you're probably right, even though the time of day is night.
I'm colder than a Dairy Queen Blizzard.
This is Lord of the Rings, you're the hobbit, I'm the wizard.
Crazy since i was four, i went running with scissors.
I can do acrobatics with my tongue like a lizard.
My words are like uranium titanium.
They'll blast through your cranium
And leave you lookin astray and dumb, while you're suckin you're thumb.
Where'd I come from, I came from my mom!
And she made sure to let me know not to leave crumbs for the scum.
You think I'm gonna succumb to u after all that I've become?
My humor spreads like rumors.
They'll consume you like a tumor.
Get ready to be consumed, and be left over in a tomb, while i destroy you, And leave a wound, kaboom, and sweep your ashes away with a broom.
This sound is bound to pound you into the ground.
Trust me, you won't get up for a single round.
I'm so crazy I'll drive my car into a tree
Just so see how the Mercedes bends (Benz)
My friend, you don't need a lens to see what my hand writes down with pens. But I'll make ur head spin and by the time I'm done rhymin you'll be chagrined.
Cuz my genius only worsens, a gun can't even stop me now
It might be a good idea to run cuz it looks like I've already won
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Playa (Uh Ohhh! Remix)
02:55
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Hey man, check out my new girlfriend!
What? Don't you already have one?
Ya, but she doesn't know about this one!
So your a player huh?
Yaaaaaa, imma PLAYAAAAAAAA
Man SHUT UP! and stop right there.
You could really use a prayer,
How would you feel if i got all in your affair
and declared what you were doin to make her aware?
Am i givin you a scare? Good! Just think if she found out!
She'd be in tears! She'd be in despair!
She'd finally know that you really don't care,
and your relationship would be beyond repair!
Players arent cool, they're just little punks that deserve to be knocked upside the head with a stool!
Oh, do i sound cruel?
I'm nothin compared to what your doin to that girl!
Girls aren't games, they don't just come with names,
and gettin em in bed shouldn't be anywhere near ur aim,
you need to give em respect and also protect!
Be truthful and direct.
Just suck it up cuz what i'm sayin is correct.
Quit looking for sex u sick
lil PLAYER,
BETRAYER
Dude I'm in love with this girl.
But you've only been seein her for a month!
I just know it man! I'm feelin it.
Didn't u say that about ur last
two girlfriends you broke up with?
Ya, but I didn't love them!
Man, you don't know nothin about love!
First off it starts from the One above
And if your truly in love,
Your not gonna break apart
And depart, Your gonna keep eachother in eachothers hearts
Love isn't a just a feeling that seems appealing,
And don't even start to think that sex brings love,
And if your not willing to wait to relate,
Then you don't really care! Don't debate!
Just keep your path straight
And find a mate that has Godly traits,
Cuz if you don't care for her soul,
And put that as your main goal,
You need to be thrown in a hole
And attacked by killer moles!
Hey i'm just bein honest so you can be blessed,
Man quit starin at her chest!
Your actin like a pest,
Oh you say ur obssessed with her?
You think i'm impressed?
Man, your mess,
And my only request is that you straighten up
And put God first cuz if you don't,
Trust me, this so called relationship'll be cursed,
And with the way your goin right now u sound like an
IDIOT, ya pretty much just an IDIOT...... IDIOT!
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Lips (Who Knew Remix)
02:31
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*sigh* ya
one day i saw this white dude on tv
he always smiled and had reallly bright teeth
just from the look of his smile he made me want to agree
with every single little word he was saying
he gave this guarantee, and it sounded somethin like
if you give me your money, God'll give you everything you could ever need, you'll get a brand new car, house, or maybe a jet ski, and immediately i started to disagree
that's not what the bible says mr olsteen
he never once mention the word sin, and how each and every one of us had it within, but no one noticed his lies and it got under my skin, i thought when will these people see behind that grin? i can't stand hypocrites and what they transmit, i think it's sick how they never admit what they're doin behind bricks, so before you or any one submits to hypocrites and begin to believe that they're legit, try to learn if they actually follow what they spit,
cuz some people just use that as a trick, to hide their abyss that exists inside of them, those type of people get me pretty ticked, and i'm not sayin thay i'm perfect, yes, i sin, but at least i admit it, so in other words i'm warning to you to keep your guard up, cuz if you don't you'll get scarred up, yup, so don't fill up your cup too much, or else you'll lose control, and you won't get touched by an angel, you'll get touched by the devil, even if it's against your will, it may give you thrill, but just wait until those pills getchu goin downhill, till you get so ill you'll get killed, look, only God can fulfill, and instill the truth if that's his will,
i think it's kinda funny how the most dangerous weapon in the world is somebody's lips, they can convince, get your confidence stripped, get you to slip, rip, and trip, they'll get you gripped and make you wanna sip out of satan's cup, and their's slander and gossip, which is a hiss, and gossips are like judas, they kiss and tell, diss and rebel, and feel like they're in bliss till they go to hell, so here's a tip, keep it zipped, cuz whoever slanders his neighbor in secret, will be put to silence........... FIGURE IT OUT!!!!
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Split (My Darling Remix)
05:20
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Ok, I have enough skill to give you chills to your spine
Cuz when i spill these rhymes they come out like a cry
From a fat guy free fallin outta the sky
So please just look me in the eye
There's no need to be shy
So unless you try, I'm just gonna say goodbye
I'm so white that if u get in a fight with me my skin's so Bright it'll scare you so much you'll think twice
About what you just tried to incite
White, white, white, white, white, white, white,
Nah, man, I'm not tryin to be trite
I'm just attemptin to recite what's in front of your sight
So tonight I'm gonna show you
The endless limitations of my might
And yes, I bite
So let's get things right
I like to make your vein throb for fun
Cuz my first and last names are Micah Robertson
Just give up, you've already been outdone
I'm the father, and your the son
I'm like rap's Michael Myers
I murder all these verses cuz that's wut I desire
Matter of fact, that spit u spit at me just backfired
And this coke I drank has got me all wired
Trust me, i don't admire all you liars
Actin like you got inspired by the drugs
That only got you higher
Ya, I know you conspired cuz that's
What you thought would get you hired
Don't pay attention to my attire
But go ahead and smell it
It just came outta the drier
I'm droppin bombs on you so much you'll yell ceasefire
Man, I could blow you off the map with a hair dryer
It just takes a lil bit a time to build my raps
Some assembly required
I'm unsurpassed cuz my genius is so vast
If you come in second place that's just as good as last
Go ahead and say farewell
Cuz I'm about to make u look like a girl
Maybe you should change your name to
Michelle, Danielle, Anabelle, Ariel, Rochelle, Estelle,
or Isabelle
Well, that's all the names I can come up with for now angel
In school i wuz compelled to learn how to spell
So i could learn my favorite word, excel
I'm so original i could bring back
Lousy comebacks like your mom!
These thoughts I'm pushin into u are subliminal
Enough to steal your mind from you, call me a criminal
Can u pull me over for what i slip in your ear canal?
Cuz i admit that all these crimes that I commit
Are worse than a slit wrist
Cuz they bleed from my brain
Gimme a first aid kit
Here's somethin nice to tell you, don't ever quit
but I'm sure you've already heard that
So what else should i spit with my whit?
Well I guess I could say I'm sick
And that your mom watches chick flicks
So you better split before I hit u upside the head with a brick
And although you dread what I just said
I know your thinkin, "I like my rhymes instead!"
Well, your treadin thin waters kid
and I'm on a boat usin my throat
To share with you that I'm still afloat
while your sinkin like bloated goat
I hope u like what I just wrote!
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"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled
Was convincing the world he didn't exist."
-The Usual Suspects (1995)
Evil, diabolical, disastrous, tactical,
methodological, sick, metaphysical.
These are just some of the words
That describe the devil guy
Who fell from the sky and tells little white lies.
Look, he's always in supply
Of saying something sly
So watch your back,
He'll come around like a fly
And get you askin' why, make you tongue tied,
All in hopes of gettin' you fried.
(Sigh)
What is this? He doesn't exist?
Can't you see through the mist?
He's in our midst, and we're in his list.
Just listen for his miss, Jesus will assist,
And help you resist.
My friend, the Devil exists.
(laughs) Just listen to me.
I am an angel from Heaven.
I know what's best.
You know nothing.
LISTEN TO ME!
His name's Satan.
He wants to take you on a date
And keep you from walkin' straight
Through Heaven's gates.
Says he's your soul mate
And that there is no debate.
When you listen to him
He'll make you think you feel great,
But all that's happening is sweet deception.
Correct your perception
And just reject him.
See the truth of God's Word.
Satan will say its absurd,
But his image is blurred.
He wants you to follow the herd.
And give believers a slur.
He's a sick freak who wreaks
And speaks unique techniques
Used to make Christians weak.
Don't ignor him, that's what he wants you to do.
He wants you to skim the waters of sin
And sip from the rim of his cup.
Just don't look down, look up to God
'Cuz He'll always protect you
From the Devil's claws.
What is this? He doesn't exist?
Can't you see through the mist?
He's in our midst, and we're in his list.
Just listen for his miss, Jesus will assist,
And help you resist.
My friend, the Devil exists.
Oh, I'm not whispering in your ear.
Everything you're feeling right now is
Just an extension of yourself.
Don't listen to those Christians.
THEY KNOW NOTHING!
As I walk through the valley Of the Shadow of Death
I will rebuke the smell of your cynical breath.
You're just a threat who's already lost the battle.
Now you're just a goat. You're just cattle.
You're walkin' yourself into the slaughter.
Sorry Satan, it's only gonna get hotter.
And you won't have any water.
You're just a supercilious traitor to your Creator.
Do I need a translator?
Your tricks won't succed.
You may cut me, but I'll never bleed.
The Son took care of that for me.
Can't you see that your greed.
Only speeds your stampeed
Towards the gates of Hell?
Don't call your demons.
It's futile to yell.
You already fell.
You're the prince of this world.
Your satanic stir will prove to be worthless.
You might leave this world a mess,
But in the end God wins.
(SHUT UP!)
Awh you gettin' depressed?
Well, good.
I pray for sin's quick death.
What is this? He doesn't exist?
Can't you see through the mist?
He's in our midst, and we're in his list.
Just listen for his miss, Jesus will assist,
And help you resist.
My friend, the Devil exists.
What is this? He doesn't exist?
Can't you see through the mist?
He's in our midst, and we're in his list.
Just listen for his miss, Jesus will assist,
And help you resist.
My friend, the Devil exists.
"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled
Was convincing the world he didn't exist."
-The Usual Suspects (1995)
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Hey there!
It'z Miceezy and B-Rad spittin all over this track
Don't talk any smack or else we'll wack you upside the head with a bat
And pack a punch so great it will leave a crack
So just sit back and relax and clap, snap, or let your feet tap
Cuz we're about to show you every single one of the skills you lack
You're all our little individual snacks
We eat up every little bit of your flack till we feel overweight and fat
Then launch a rap attack that'll snap your back so bad
You'll need a chiropractor
We're worse then Sadaam and the battle of Vietnam
Cuz we drop so many bombs you'll never be able to remain calm
We're so fly we say to infinity and beyond!
We got the whole wide world in our palms, including, guess who! Your mom! Believe me, we're not wrong!
Cuz this song right here is where we've always belonged all along
And you better put on some lip balm cuz we're takin u out TO THE PROM!
(CHORUS)
I rap with Miceezy
This is not cheesy
My name is b-rad
I wrote this down on a pad
Don't make fun, or else I'll be mad
If you talk trash I'll squish u like a gnat
My bro just got a tat while he sat on a mat peeking at his back
I like to rap in this tone
Everytime i sing you say OHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
I'm in the zone
I'll throw you off the stage like a stone
It's impossible to break my bones, crrcckkckck, nevermind
We are the best
Once everbody hears us they forget about the rest
Yea it's my birthday
I'm all over this ice cream like sprinkles!
This is our single
Us, yea we are crazy
We do all this daily
Just because we ride in a bus doesn't mean you can cuss
SO GET OFF US!!!
(CHORUS)
I'll make you a disgrace to the human race
Cuz while I'm kickin this bass you'll be hidin your face
I'll blow you into space and I won't leave a trace
If you haven't noticed I don't offer grace
Mercy's not an option
After this you'll be so embarrassed your parents will put you up for adoption
This planet is my worldwide stage
I'll lock you up in a real tight cage
And then hear you squeal like a pig
And to shut you up I'll dig u a grave
Don't think about doin somethin brave
Cuz you are just my weak little slave
Who can never ever possibly be saved
So just sit back and wave!
Cuz I'm about to make you behave
You and your posse better say goodbye
Cuz it looks like you just choked on your lines
And the way that I intertwined these rhymes
Is so lethal it could just break your spine
Me and B-Rad combined is like a divine design
Cuz we are rap defined
I don't wanna lie but I might as well tell you it's time for you to resign
(CHORUS)
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I like this beat right here
So I'm gonna write down rhymes on this sheet
Till it gives you tears
Please let your ears hear
What I'm sayin cuz what I'm sayin is sincere
I hope I'm making myself clear as Clearasil
What should I begin to tell?
Well, there's no need to rebel against the fact of hell
Cuz when you give this world your final farewell
You better pray that God thinks you did well
Life's not like Burger King
You can't have it your way
What I'm tryin to say is that there's only one right way
To live your through your life everyday
You need to obey your creator and do not betray
Just try to stay on the straight path
Don't sway so you can keep away from disarray
Life's not a game so don't play
I hope what I've portrayed today will show that i don't delay
From allaying the facts, okay?
So i'm gonna be like a tyrannosaurus and stomp on this chorus
Like i do the trees in the forest
These rhymes will hit you so hard you'll see two of me like double vision
I target all my opponents with perfect precision
And slice your ego piece by piece just like an incision to the point
Where it will cause division
So since you see two of me, go ahead and replay the chorus
Cuz we know you adore us and want to follow us like a tour bus
You may think bein a Christian means I'm weak
Cut why don't you try it for a day, lemme hear you shriek
Ya you can call me a freak
But I'll just turn the other cheek
Cuz I don't care what you say about me
Cuz week after week I'll continue to remain unique
What i speak will give your soul a critique
Cuz this technique is like an antique
We've been doin it since the beginning of time and it hasn't been tweaked
And what I've leaked just now is most definitely not bleak
So i'm gonna be like a tyrannosaurus and stomp on this chorus
Like i do the trees in the forest
These rhymes will hit you so hard you'll see two of me like double vision
I target all my opponents with perfect precision
And slice your ego piece by piece just like an incision to the point where it will cause great division
So since you see two of me, go ahead and replay the chorus
Cuz we know you adore us and want to follow us like a tour bus
I hope what i profess will cause you to be impressed
And obsessed over all my lyrical success
Cuz I'm not gonna supress what i want to address
Here's a warning, these rhymes are known to possess and infest
So if you want, back away, cuz what i say may cause you to stray away
From the place you were about to be, but trust me
You don't want to go anywhere near there
Cuz that's where you'll be in total despair
But where I'm at you'll always be prepared
Look, god can repair
So put the cross on and bear
So you'll be aware of what the devil declares
There's only two sides to choose
The devil's which will feel like your on a cruise with plenty of booze
And the Truth's which'll keep you from bein confused
And in the end with Him it's impossible to lose
So put on the truth's shoes so you can refuse what Satan uses to amuse to keep you snoozed
From the news that Jesus wants you to use
So what are you gonna do, be renewed? Or subdued?
Well I hope you pursue the world view that your Creator wants to get through to you
If you choose God's side your old self will die
And you'll have Jesus as your bride
So open your eyes
Don't deny or hide from Him cuz in Him you should confide as your eternal guide
So i'm gonna be like a tyrannosaurus and stomp on this chorus like i do the trees in the forest
These rhymes will hit you so hard you'll see two of me like double vision
I target all my opponents with perfect precision
And slice your ego piece by piece just like an incision to the point
Where it will cause division
So since you see two of me, go ahead and replay the chorus
Cuz we know you adore us and want to follow us like a tour bus
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9. |
Clutch (On Fire Remix)
03:15
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With God I got the strength to resist sin
And all those who give in, you got a sorry existence,
My path is straight but yours is twisted,
Let God untangle that knot, help you untwist it
Let Him assist in gettin
to raise you fist against sin
Cuz in the midst of this war on earth
He'll make you a new born, give you a second birth
Don't be afraid to ask for support in times of need
Don't ever resort to the slime in the streets
They'll just slice you till you bleed drugs
Like weed and speed
Feed on the Bible and give it a read,
Proceed to givin Jesus a sqeeze,
The devil only misleads and decieves
And heed to what Jesus says so you can succeed
And lead others down the path that gives em faith as small As a mustard seed, don't fear evil, read psalm 23
Don't even start to think that's god's
Gonna let you down let you sink
He's the one that wears the crown, never blinks
Just ignore devil's sick little blink
Don't be quick to belittle satan's power and shrink
If your havin trouble, just grab the bible and drink
Cuz even if you feel like your on the brink of destruction
Have faithcuz God'll sink in give you
Strength and instruction,
Give you grace and put your soul under construction,
Battle sinful seduction,
God'll break down any obstruction,
Pshh man this is just the introduction,
Satan is the master of lies,
His true colors he hides,
In your face he'll put dollar signs,
But all that crap is just material,
It's like a bacterial infection,
Get you goin in the wrong direction
Instead of strivin for perfection,
Don't give God's rules rejection,
He died and took part in a resurrection
From my recollection,
Followin your own rules is completely pychotically idiotic, If the world paricipated in that it wouldn't be sweet,
It'd be completely chaotic,
Where did morals come from?
They came from perfection itself,
From God's affection, himself,
Without them we'd be dead only lovin oneself,
We'd kill, steal, be ill, FO REAL!!
There'd no point to living, no point to forgivin,
Everybody has a religion even atheists,
According to them we just exist. From what? Evolution?
Is that your only sad solution? PLEASE!!!
There were witnesses that saw the persecution,
Jesus' execution, all that crap your teachin our children
Is just noise pollution,
There's no joy, just confusion,
So before you believe their distribution of evolution,
Do some research, and search,
And soon you'll believe who was right all along,
God's church.
Even though the majority think God's authority
Isn't a priority, i'm proud to say i'm in the minority
I won't be lured into the devil's clutches
And be brought down to crutches,
You may consider yourself helpless,
But God won't let him crush us,
Even if he tries to hush us,
And flush us out with blood gushin
You stupid fools,
Don't you realize your just satan's little tools?!?!
He's using you, so in other words your weak,
But he makes you feel strong! That's his technique,
But the way you feel, it's fake!
He's just making you into another one of his pawns,
He's a snake! So when will you awake?
His ultimate plan is to kill you
And throw your body into the lake!
How much do you need to be shaked
To realize your makin a mistake?!
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