Wow! Really? You thought this was gonna be one of those type of songs? Well, you're wrong. Hey my name is Micah and I hate to rap And I don't know why but I'm doin' it now This rap may not make much sense But if it did it would make alot more sense Basically, I am really, really bored Even more bored than before My feet hurt so sports is out of the question And "Why don't you read?" is a really stupid question. My vocal chords are wanting to be used Just because I want to be amused I have no life Yes I know But if I did I'd still be rhyming Yes I know That verse was ironic Just because it didn't rhyme Kinda like the one I just now said I'm now looking out my window HOLY COW! Did I just see snow? Nevermind, that was just white rain But how could rain be white stained Oh man, now my brain hurts Better stop before I read books Man, that walk to the kitchen was hard Because I walked extremely far Better get a drink before I get dehydrated What should I choose? Gatorade? Oh wow, this stuff tastes really good It reminds of what I could do OH SNAP! I just hit my precious head On the carpet I hope some advil will clear up this headache Cuz if it doesn't I will again faint I don't like alot of pain Because it makes me feel horribly lame This bed looks sensationally comfortable If I suffocate My health insurance will be liable for the payments Yawn, cough, fall asleep Cough, Yawn, Awaken That nap I took really did Clear my headache from my head Better eat some breakfast like right now Since it is like... HOLY COW! IT'S TWELVE! These chips look amazingly tasty And so does this interesting pastrie What should I choose? I don't know. Better call my mom. She would know. Hey mom, what should I eat? Okay, I will eat my feet Okay bye My feet don't taste very good Well now I'm done, time to go out to the hood Wait a minute! That's not my car! Why is it parked my driveway? OH MAN! That didn't rhyme OH NO! Look at the time Better get inside my favorite show is on After my show I will mow the lawn Not really Gonna put some masking tape on my mouth so I can MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM OW! Well that wasn't fun Okay, now I'm done

Ya it's Miceezy again Rappin again and makin sure everythin i do won't go down in vain I know i come off as a pain to everyone tryin to make a living So go ahead and smoke that cocaine and drink that champagne While i stay sober and destroy the game These words are goin crazy in brain so i just release em By writin em down with a pen I'll make sure not to refrain but to remain insane cuz insane is my domain I pray to God to help me act like a stain on all your brains And i know that in the end He will reign, amen All the other rappers wearin a cross on a chain Man, you don't know nothin about what He'd gladly do again When i write down what I'm sayin i hope my wrist won't get sprained Cuz it all comes so fast like a subway train My main motive here is to entertain And i could care less if you complain about what i am trying to explain So let's just keep it simple, all my competitors are already slain Man these lyrics are comin so quickly You can't contain me And if you try to i'll just knock you away like a flea I guess you could call me an emcee Cuz everywhere i go i participate in a rhyming spree I'm always hotter than 98.6 degrees And i know you'll agree once you listen to my CD's Before you can count to three i will sting you like a bee But imma bee that won't croak cuz i have a stinger that'll poke and poke But'll never get broke away from me Oh ya, you lack delivery compared to me Ya i know i'm provoking with all my joking And you won't get close to me cuz all u doin is smoking And choking on all the my ingenious evoking I'm bent towards feelings that give off a scent So while I vent you have the right to remain silent So please just stay content with this torment Cuz the intent behind these verses is to represent God, the one who 100 percent of the time has holy intent Who here's afraid of the big bad Wolf? Not me cuz i read the Bible on my bookshelf Ya, just engulf urself in it to protect you from the Wolf and the teachings of Adolf I know what I'm sayin may be tough to swallow But i don't care i won't slow down even if u stop to say hello Hahaha i know you're sitting there thinkin you're ill tho But I'm so sick i could give u a black eye with a feather pillow Now I don't mean to boast, my face may be pale But you look like just saw a ghost Doin this right here is a piece of toast cuz right now all i am is engrossed All this stuff goin on in my head is complicated It'll take u a couple minutes to figure out what i just said Everyone else has fled, cuz my disease has spread ahead But instead of finding the cure of my lyrical genius u Ur lying in ur bed brain dead from all the weed u had So just stay free from that stuff to keep ur head straight It may be tough but trust me doin that'll create Another lyrical king that can step up to the plate And maybe even beat me as an artist at a faster rate Well if looks like I'm finished for now But i still vow that I'll never allow to let anyone plough through me I guess now I'll just go ahead and take a bow

Hey my name is Micah and I hate to rap And I don't know why but I'm doin it now I'm sittin on my chair in front of my desk Comin up with rhymes that'll cause a wreck When I'm done there will be nobody left All my so called competitors are my pets I copyright every single one of my rhymes Once you hear them, you'll talk like a mime All I need is a little bit of time And I'll write my rhymes down above a straight line I am so unorthodox If I eat a peanut I will go into anaphylactic shock There is no end to my lyrics just like dot dot dot I'll never go and follow the flock Your possy'll be comin over sayin knock knock To keep all those haters out I will lock my locks Every one that exists will want to stalk When they see me writin my rhymes down with some chalk I came up with all of these rhymes inside of my head I wrote em all down usin plenty of lead Well I'm kinda sick of thinkin My favorite president's lincoln My stomach's growlin I need some food My stomach's howin Food needs to be chewed 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 8, 9, 10, and 11 Cuz my name is Micah and I need a nap And I don't know why but I'm takin one now

A rap about the one and only, BI LU! From Miceezy's debut single. Made by Miceezy. Beat made by some other dude. LYRICS: Bi-Lu Bi-Lu Bi-Lu Bi-Lu Bi-Lu Bi-Lu Bi-Lu Bi-Lu Bi-Lu, Lu, Lu, Lu His name is Luke If it wasn't Luke Then his nickname wouldn't be Bi-Lu He knows kung fu So he will own you You'll get owned in the earlobe by Bi-Lu If he was a type of food it would be stew And if he was a cow he'd be to cool to say moo At anytime he can sneak up behind you And whenever he wants to he will say, "BOO!" If there's meat, he will chew And if he get's hurt, he'll say "Oh, POO!" He doesn't very often drink mountain dew But even if he did he'd still be BI-LU Lucas is his actual first name But you know what forget that let's keep it the same When he walks down the street He will raise up all the heat And when he begins to talk All that he says should be written in chalk If he wants to he can catch thousands of fish And he can serve a delicious dish He is a beast from the east With the least yeast in his feast from the priest If you attempt to own Bi-Lu He will come back and pawn you As soon as he walks into a room Everyone there will bow and clean the area in front of him with a broom Bi-Lu Bi-Lu Bi-Lu Bi-Lu Bi-Lu Bi-Lu Bi-Lu Bi-Lu Bi-Lu, Lu, Lu, Lu He is unstoppable He is incredible He is invincible He is Bi-Lu Many people have tried to take him down But every one of them has lost his crown You better watch out You better not pout Because Bi-Lu may be above, below, or behind you You'll never know exactly where he is He is like a ninja YOU ARE ALL HIS There are only a few people that truly know Bi-Lu And were strong enough to stand up to his beastly kung fu I am one of them, but I don't compare to the amazing powers of the one and only BI-LU

You got more confidence then before And you know that you're sure to endure You're gonna bust down that door keeping you from Seeming mature These feelings are pure And you can't ignore what you've got to do anymore This'll make you soar above the clouds so that you can roar And be heard from the floor You're gonna wage war against these feelings making you insecure And that pit in your stomach is now, just obscure You're gonna blow these lines off like a gun They'll leave more damage than the ultraviolet rays of the sun You're about to violate this run your runnin through This is new to you, but what you've construed is bound to subdue them Into what you are saying, you're portraying that this'll just be a slaying But what you're not doing is praying Which you hope will not keep you from delaying What you're considering saying So now you're allaying But that pit inside your stomach is growing And flowing into every single inch of your body It's slowing you from showing that you can really be glowing But once again that pit in your stomach is like a brick It's sick how it can just sneak in and stick It's slick, and sadly there's not a trick you can do To kick away that pit Now your moment is gone, you're shocked at how you were withdrawn For doin what you set out to do since the break of dawn The way to describe you now, is shocked You can't seem to even get up to walk The clock went tick tock, but you were locked inside of you're cage Wanting to engage what you put down, page after page But all you had to do was sumbit to the Truth To transmit what you need to spew So just admit that you were wrong in the first place Only through His strong grace could you have finshed the race But now since you didn't you're a disgrace just hidin ur face Regrettin what you didn't do, wishin you could erase Any trace of your despicable cowardice Now you realize what you wanted so bad and what you coulda had Was strength that coulda been attained at arms length

Hey my name is Micah and i hate to rap And i don't know why but i'm doin it now I'm sittin in my chair again Comin up with lines that'll get under ur skin They will break you down just like the wall of Berlin. Now..... where should i begin? Well first of all, my words all come from within... And all the words YOUR sayin to me don't mean a thing! Everyday i'm findin words to try n construe I put em together so they can make their debut And if any one steals them from me i will just sue My thoughts will spread just like the flu They will subdue everyone they're spoken to They will stick to ppl's minds just like glue I might even get these lyrics as a tattoo But before i finish givin u my point of view I think i'm gonna drink a couple bottles of mountain dew Now i think i 'm gonna change up the rhyme scheme My skin color's like vanilla ice cream My dream is that i will always be supreme And that i will always be esteemed From what i'm sayin it would seem that all i wanna do is be hot like steam Which is true... it is my musical theme! Im known to bring disaster to the nations like book of Revelation My rhymes are sicker than a Weezy and Drake collaboration If u see me comin ur way, u better pray That today u won't become my lyrical prey I am never ending just like dot dot dot And when i think of you i know u'll rot rot rot Guess what, sadam hussein is caught caught caught And when someone mentions money i want lots lots lots I'm dirt poor so, i can't afford a yacht But i can afford a pen to jot down my thoughts So go ahead and take a shot But if u do i'll have to squat Down to your level, cuz that's the spot Where u'll get so nervous u'll have a blood clot Or maybe u'll surprise me, if ur lyrics are hot But if they're not, i'll just get up and look like a big shot i got plenty of haters on my plate And some are continuing to wait To be feasted on, just like a steak Cuz the lyrics i create, only await To desecrate all those who's fate Is to be my bate Do i need to restate what i just traced down for you to hear? All i wanna do is leave u in tears I hope it appears that i'm sincere Everywhere i walk i am like a gust I blow away all the dust And over my lyrics, you will lust Look at me, i might combust I have so much energy from those mountain dews I drank earlier, to help me entertain you I want to jump off the walls, in fact i'm no longer gonna stall i'm gonna do that Ow... ah, man! jumpin off the walls caused me to fall On to the floor so now all i can do is crawl Oh ya i'm havin a ball Enthrallin myself with these vowels! Ok as you can tell i've kinda given up, thinkin about rhymes and stuff So i guess i'll just give up and stop rhyming and just stop this rap right now.