Ok, I have enough skill to give you chills to your spine
Cuz when i spill these rhymes they come out like a cry
From a fat guy free fallin outta the sky
So please just look me in the eye
There's no need to be shy
So unless you try, I'm just gonna say goodbye
I'm so white that if u get in a fight with me my skin's so Bright it'll scare you so much you'll think twice
About what you just tried to incite
White, white, white, white, white, white, white,
Nah, man, I'm not tryin to be trite
I'm just attemptin to recite what's in front of your sight
So tonight I'm gonna show you
The endless limitations of my might
And yes, I bite
So let's get things right
I like to make your vein throb for fun
Cuz my first and last names are Micah Robertson
Just give up, you've already been outdone
I'm the father, and your the son
I'm like rap's Michael Myers
I murder all these verses cuz that's wut I desire
Matter of fact, that spit u spit at me just backfired
And this coke I drank has got me all wired
Trust me, i don't admire all you liars
Actin like you got inspired by the drugs
That only got you higher
Ya, I know you conspired cuz that's
What you thought would get you hired
Don't pay attention to my attire
But go ahead and smell it
It just came outta the drier
I'm droppin bombs on you so much you'll yell ceasefire
Man, I could blow you off the map with a hair dryer
It just takes a lil bit a time to build my raps
Some assembly required
I'm unsurpassed cuz my genius is so vast
If you come in second place that's just as good as last
Go ahead and say farewell
Cuz I'm about to make u look like a girl
Maybe you should change your name to
Michelle, Danielle, Anabelle, Ariel, Rochelle, Estelle,
or Isabelle
Well, that's all the names I can come up with for now angel
In school i wuz compelled to learn how to spell
So i could learn my favorite word, excel
I'm so original i could bring back
Lousy comebacks like your mom!
These thoughts I'm pushin into u are subliminal
Enough to steal your mind from you, call me a criminal
Can u pull me over for what i slip in your ear canal?
Cuz i admit that all these crimes that I commit
Are worse than a slit wrist
Cuz they bleed from my brain
Gimme a first aid kit
Here's somethin nice to tell you, don't ever quit
but I'm sure you've already heard that
So what else should i spit with my whit?
Well I guess I could say I'm sick
And that your mom watches chick flicks
So you better split before I hit u upside the head with a brick
And although you dread what I just said
I know your thinkin, "I like my rhymes instead!"
Well, your treadin thin waters kid
and I'm on a boat usin my throat
To share with you that I'm still afloat
while your sinkin like bloated goat
I hope u like what I just wrote!