Wow! Really? You thought this was gonna be one of those type of songs? Well, you're wrong.

Hey my name is Micah and I hate to rap
And I don't know why but I'm doin' it now

This rap may not make much sense
But if it did it would make alot more sense
Basically, I am really, really bored
Even more bored than before
My feet hurt so sports is out of the question
And "Why don't you read?" is a really stupid question.
My vocal chords are wanting to be used
Just because I want to be amused
I have no life
Yes I know
But if I did
I'd still be rhyming
Yes I know
That verse was ironic
Just because it didn't rhyme
Kinda like the one I just now said

I'm now looking out my window
HOLY COW! Did I just see snow?
Nevermind, that was just white rain
But how could rain be white stained
Oh man, now my brain hurts
Better stop before I read books
Man, that walk to the kitchen was hard
Because I walked extremely far
Better get a drink before I get dehydrated
What should I choose? Gatorade?
Oh wow, this stuff tastes really good
It reminds of what I could do

OH SNAP!
I just hit my precious head
On the carpet
I hope some advil will clear up this headache
Cuz if it doesn't I will again faint
I don't like alot of pain
Because it makes me feel horribly lame
This bed looks sensationally comfortable
If I suffocate
My health insurance will be liable for the payments
Yawn, cough, fall asleep

Cough, Yawn, Awaken
That nap I took really did
Clear my headache from my head
Better eat some breakfast like right now
Since it is like... HOLY COW! IT'S TWELVE!
These chips look amazingly tasty
And so does this interesting pastrie
What should I choose? I don't know.
Better call my mom. She would know.
Hey mom, what should I eat?
Okay, I will eat my feet
Okay bye
My feet don't taste very good
Well now I'm done, time to go out to the hood
Wait a minute! That's not my car!
Why is it parked my driveway?
OH MAN! That didn't rhyme
OH NO! Look at the time
Better get inside my favorite show is on
After my show I will mow the lawn
Not really
Gonna put some masking tape on my mouth so I can
MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM
MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM
MMM MMM MMM
OW! Well that wasn't fun
Okay, now I'm done