Hey my name is Micah and i hate to rap
And i don't know why but i'm doin it now
I'm sittin in my chair again
Comin up with lines that'll get under ur skin
They will break you down just like the wall of Berlin.
Now..... where should i begin?
Well first of all, my words all come from within...
And all the words YOUR sayin to me don't mean a thing!
Everyday i'm findin words to try n construe
I put em together so they can make their debut
And if any one steals them from me i will just sue
My thoughts will spread just like the flu
They will subdue everyone they're spoken to
They will stick to ppl's minds just like glue
I might even get these lyrics as a tattoo
But before i finish givin u my point of view
I think i'm gonna drink a couple bottles of mountain dew

Now i think i 'm gonna change up the rhyme scheme
My skin color's like vanilla ice cream
My dream is that i will always be supreme
And that i will always be esteemed
From what i'm sayin it would seem that all i wanna do is be hot like steam
Which is true... it is my musical theme!
Im known to bring disaster to the nations like book of Revelation
My rhymes are sicker than a Weezy and Drake collaboration
If u see me comin ur way, u better pray
That today u won't become my lyrical prey

I am never ending just like dot dot dot
And when i think of you i know u'll rot rot rot
Guess what, sadam hussein is caught caught caught
And when someone mentions money i want lots lots lots
I'm dirt poor so, i can't afford a yacht
But i can afford a pen to jot down my thoughts
So go ahead and take a shot
But if u do i'll have to squat
Down to your level, cuz that's the spot
Where u'll get so nervous u'll have a blood clot
Or maybe u'll surprise me, if ur lyrics are hot
But if they're not, i'll just get up and look like a big shot

i got plenty of haters on my plate
And some are continuing to wait
To be feasted on, just like a steak
Cuz the lyrics i create, only await
To desecrate all those who's fate
Is to be my bate
Do i need to restate what i just traced down for you to hear?
All i wanna do is leave u in tears
I hope it appears that i'm sincere

Everywhere i walk i am like a gust
I blow away all the dust
And over my lyrics, you will lust
Look at me, i might combust
I have so much energy from those mountain dews
I drank earlier, to help me entertain you
I want to jump off the walls, in fact i'm no longer gonna stall
i'm gonna do that

Ow... ah, man! jumpin off the walls caused me to fall
On to the floor so now all i can do is crawl
Oh ya i'm havin a ball
Enthrallin myself with these vowels!
Ok as you can tell i've kinda given up, thinkin about rhymes and stuff
So i guess i'll just give up and stop rhyming and just stop this rap right now.